对不起.. 我是 The Mighty Shuaidenamoji.

We are serious..... and sorry, we love ferrari

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According to our enemies, we are very dirty and rough. We like to call it aggressive. Maybe it's because we play at the Petrol Station, where the passion gao gao one. This is strictly a football blog, nasty comments about our looks, foul language and the television programmes we appear on are not welcome. however if u're really pissed about the way we play football feel free to kao peh us.. u know you do it cos u hate us for being so passionate. THE BLOG IS SET UP TO CELEBRATE THE 10th ANIVERSARY OF OUR FORMATION

Saturday, 28 July 2007

Bye bye Singapore. Sa wa deeeeeee kaaaap!



This song is dedicated to all the ladies that will miss us.

Kiam

Friday, 20 July 2007

We need a match ASAP

we need someone to organise a match ASAP (4th aug, 5th aug or national day) to commission our new jersey.
someone pls make it happen. hopefully we can haf a full squad so we can take a team photo.

*all holders to the new jerseys pls make sure u flip ur top inside out n iron it first before throwing it into the washing machine for wash. Do not max out ur iron power when ironing. MAKE SURE U FLIP IT INSIDE OUT BEFORE IRONING.

lots of love

Tuesday, 17 July 2007

Please Support Shuaiji Ambassador, Order of the Old Trafford

I wrote this!

"Personally, I had always been fascinated by the prospects of being thrown right into a foreign culture and having to find out all about my new surroundings. With a scholarship pegging me to a localized career till a least my early thirties, a student exchange programme presents itself a unique chance to experience overseas living while I am still in the prime of my years. In fact, the developed network of partner universities which NUS had established over the years was a main draw for me to join NUS. Studying overseas will allow me to experience independent living amidst a setting of a completely foreign culture. With limited opportunities to venture beyond Singapore since young, a student exchange will serve as the perfect path for me to broaden my horizons. A different studying methodology, alien cultural practices - and perhaps even imposing climatic conditions will be several things I can experience abroad. As a fervent follower of European soccer, it is nothing short of a dream to immerse oneself into a soccer-crazy society."

And I got this!

"
Dear ANG JUN SIONG,

Status : ACCEPTED INTERNAL OFFER

You have accepted an offer to University of Manchester on 15/07/2007 for 2007/2008 Semester 2.Please approach your Faculty SEP Administrator, if you would like to change the status.

Thank you for your interest in the SEP.
"

Now I need funding to enter the Theatre of Dreams. All sources welcome.
Minimum bid for streaking across Old Trafford starts at $5000.
$100000 to burn down Anfield.
Lack of funding will result in a lonely supporter in Manchester Stadium.

Glory Glory Man United,
-Sang-

Chan lost his hp

yes, guys, i was in bintan, i was eating at a restaurant that is located above the sea supported on stilts, i was looking at the sea playing with my handphone, suddenly, my hands let go of the phone, dunnoe why let go oso, and the phone drop from my hands into the waters, and thats it, it sank into the murky depths of the waters, never to be found, sianzzzz

Monday, 16 July 2007

$$$$$$$$$

Guys pls pay me the money especially for those going for the trip.
i need the money to pay my sis. Pay me by this friday. Pls cooperate.

Those going for the trip will haf to pay me $259 (inclusive of jersey money)
breakdown of $259: - $150 air tix
- *$74 hotel
- $35 jersey

*prices subject to changes as hotel is still yet booked

Those juz the jersey will be $35. No hurry for tis but would appreciate if u guys pay me asap.

pls transfer the money to my POSB savings acc. Acc no. 209-20447-9

lots of love

Wednesday, 11 July 2007

Happy Birthday to 1/2 the Defence.

12/7 is special. Let me be the first to wish our 2 defenders (DM, DR) a very happy birthday. Here's a song for you two. :D



kiam

Sunday, 8 July 2007

Shuaiji 3- 1 Los Lobos

Foreword: ( i had a nice match not being owned by duck rice, i'll try to be neutral ok?)



Rematch time!! is that a moan i hear???must have come from moaner ming xian. Anyways, i apologize dear opponents if i forget who made that shot from you team or did that brilliant run.

kiam din play, we looked stronger... with murmurs of weakest link being brandied around


Haohao started instead of law, wif junsiong the sole defender with JJ as defensive mid and the three pronged attacked of hao hao, beng and Ali as target man/boy.



the match kicked off and shuaiji looked less comfortable as the last time, with two attempts on their goals in quick succession, slack marking by the returning mids causing panic but their attackers safely marshalled by petr Chan.



then shuaiji began dominating with some slick passing play, however the 1st goal came about by a moment of magic from Ali. Receiving the ball on the left from JJ, he brought the ball forward, did a body feint followed by stepover to fake the defender, cut in and drill a bottom near post shot.. Goal, socre shuaiji 1 opponents nil. Ali was gasping for air by then, prob as the movement was abit too vigorous for him. Shortly, something happened which was surely to be the highlight of the game. Ali received the ball from midfield, played it to Ang, whom calmly shifted it to the right to beng, beng sensing an opening played a 1-2 wif JJ, then a square pass left the defence completely open and Hao hao had only the keeper to beat and cap off what was a the most Splendid move of attacking teamwork i have seen for a very very long time, but contrived to miss the goal completely with shot..... What a pity!!!



Chan threw a long ball thru to ali, ali headed it back to the mids, and after a short scramble, jj passed the ball to beng, and beng did a quick release to law and shootoh!! he went for the top corner but the ball was saved by the goali. Then came the second chance in quick succession where yet another lofted ball was played from ali to law, law ran with the ball and the opponent tackled him but instead the ball flew up , law muscled his way past two defenders and was thru on goal yet again, this time trying to loft the keeper on the left but the keeper kept his wits and swatted the ball away.



Never play the ball in front of beng. Yet tis caution was nv passed to their defender whom blessed wif poor footwork brought the ball towards beng. Being an opportunist, beng seized his chance, tackled the defender cleanly, took the ball to his left, nudged off the body challenge wif his unimpressive upper body, BANG!!! 2-0 shuaiji!! From nothing to something, tts wat he is capable of.



SOme moments of passing and movement were absolutly superb from SJ, its been a long time since such decisive and fluid soccer had been played. The first half drew its end.



Second half on came Hao Hao again. Play resumed and the opponents were'nt relly troubling us, their keeper sent long balls to the coners which were easily dealt with by Ang or the strikers simply din have the 1st touch to capitalize on them.



then a terrible play by shuaiji, during a corner no one picked up Los Lobos's attacker and the score suddenly became 2-1... game on. Slack marking by Hao hao and Ali led to it, chan certainly din deserve to let in that goal, whom until then was so superb we'd really thought if he had been a few (many) inches taller, he'd be the most magnificent keeper in south-east-asia at least!

moments later, ah Law created a chance for Ali with a quick pass to him right smack in their penalty area, all Ali cld manage was a lame tap, he even had time to tap it with both his feet...LOL


JJ too had his moments of glory, draggin their right defender, who by all means was not having a good game, into a tackle but JJ stopped and did a Zidane-esque pirouette over their no 5 who was the most impressive player from the opposition, suddenly opening up tonnes of space for a shot, but instead he choose a pass and was easily cut out.soon after on the right, he did a piece of stunning play, drawing 2 defenders and managing to back flick a wonderful ball to law,only to see law wasting the glorious chance of adding misery to the opposition.



then the last goal of the match, chan, with unerring delivery hit the ball high and long, law incredibly won the header and directed it towards beng. But was easily intercepted by the defender. Unfortunately the ball was cleared towards Hao hao whom made no mistake tis time wif his lob. Opportunist beng sense it again. As though it came off the training field, beng lob the ball over the flapping arms of the opposing on-coming keeper. All eyes locked on the goal bound ball, GOAL!!! Precision equiped wif class, no disappointment for the fans. Hao hao celebrated the goal as though he has won the epl, yet onli a faint smile can be spotted on beng.



This time their number 5 was the grumpy one. Given that he was injured when he came on , he really winced everytime he accidentally got tapped on his ankles. Well none of his tackles were cynical or malicious, some really hurt,( kicked my thighs dude, still hurting as i write this) and if a ref was there he's probably get alot of fouls, though i salute you for ur passion and seriously u were easily the best player of ur team, i suggest u let someone else do ur tackling and keep to ur playmaking.....

Man of the match: Ok sheesh, i shall not nominate myself juz cos i wrote this, in fairness there were no standout performers and they key players played up to thier potential and the supporting players looked good erm....... supporting.. so guess this award goes to the team!!

Miss of the match (MoM): This award goes to Ahli, who manages to completely screw the ball with the keeper at his mercy, following a pass from law, therefore i nominate this to myself.

moan:Probably the most fantas-orgas-eros-mic bulid-up play shuaiji did in a match and it had to receive such a poor finish..... bummer dude!!! maybe he enjoys assisting more

P.S: i hate being politically correct. :(

Saturday, 7 July 2007

New Jersey (Part2)

Umbro Top - $10
Fbt Bottom - $12
Kelme Socks - $5
Adidas Gold Printing (front n back) - $8

Total - $35

best price i can find. no violent objections tis shall be our new kit.

Friday, 6 July 2007

field match with my friends

i have arranged a match with my commando friend on next sat morning, 14 july...ya so if anybody cannot make it...tell me...thx...venue is most prob in AI...

Thursday, 5 July 2007

MATCH AT NIE THIS SUNDAY

PLEASE BE NOTED THAT THERE WILL BE A MATCH AT NIE THIS SUNDAY 8th JULY

Tuesday, 3 July 2007

Revival of no.10???

Li wans no.10
wats the opinion of the rest???

Change of events



phuket trip will still be on
but it will be from 29th july to 1st aug, 4days 3nites

its 150 for the air tix

hotel will decide between Baumanburi or Baan Boa Resort $42 per nite








Baumanburi

Baan Boa Resort
a trip to mark our 10th anniversary

Sorry Guys

eh i haf a piece of big big bad news
i miss the payment date for the air tix and now no more $8dollars tix anymore
its $38
im realli sorry

Monday, 2 July 2007

New jersey

Shuaiji's new jersey:
Top: Umbro red, with gold prints on left breast n back (top:$10, prints:TBC)
Bottom: White (still sourcing)
Socks: White (still sourcing)

Pls update on tis post for those missing on ur size n no.:

xx small:
-Clara (7)

small:
-Li (20)
-Chan (5)
-Sarah (6)
-Kimliang (12)

medium
-Beng (19)
-JJ (4)
-Niao(18)
-Law (21)
-Gerald (14)
-Kiam (13)
-Siong (2)
-Zak (8)
-Hong Keat (17)
-Diyar (22)

large
-Bang (9)

The Mighty Shuaidenamoji 2- Light BLues 2

Sunday 1 july 2007..

Shuaiji prepares for a match to regain some confidence after a humilliating 4-0 loss to SIM varsity team. However i assure you our opponents are no whipping boys.Pressed to our max and pushed to our limits , A draw was probably the best results as both teams were equally matched in many areas.

MATCH REPORT:

With our fullbacks back after a one match hiatus , zak installed back in center mid and (thankfully) a new and upcoming goalkeeper by the name of Benny. This was quite evidently the most balanced and talented shuaiji side to take to the field in the past few matches. Louis partnered Zak in the middle of midfield with JJ and kim Liang playing slightly ahead of them. The formation took on a different look in midfield , a wingless formation, with key player (the mean and nasty) Ah Beng as a target man and Ah li supporting. A change in formation suggested by Louis and approved by manager Guang zu for the match.It started surprisingly well as louis and zak held their own in midfield and the defence line pushing up as a collective unit. It was austondingly organized. SHuaiji atatcked well with long balls to beng to hold up waiting for the mid to support.

Howeevr halfway thru the 1st half, louis's naiveity playing in the center showed as he gave away dangerous fouls outside the penalty area. ( i was owned by the Duck rice ok.) The Light Blues summoned a viciously swerving free kick which slightly defected of beng's head and into the goal. The keeper had no chance.

Shuaiji finds themselves behind yet again.Their careless foul paid to its fullest extent. Then JJ, finding the wings not his favoured position changed wif law and shuaiji reverted to a winger formation. pressing hard once again, shuaiji laboured and dominated in search for a equalizer in the 1st half. From the left, law floated a free kick and beng brilliantly backheeled towards Ali. Ali had a chance for a sweet volley as the pass caught the defender totally unawaresbut contrived to scuff the ball. once again another wasted chance.

The central defence held up superbly, knowing their height disadvantage, they played a high line everytime we were in posession. Gerald and junsiong had hardly put a foot wrong the whole day and were unfortunate to find themselves behind. Complains throughout the team began ringing yet again of junjie's procrasination in his release of the ball and louis's positioning on the wing. surely an area which has to be ironed out soon in the next few matches.

The at the 40th minute mark, someone sent a brilliant ball Ali right in front of the goal and unfortunately his toepoke flew over the bar. Beng also had another chance nearing the end when a spectacular cross from the right was missed completely. Shuaiji clearly dominating play in the latter part of the 1st half... showing some intent for what was to come in the second.

2nd half. Law, suffering the misery of volunteering to sub himself out due to the conditions of his bowels made way for ah niao. the second half started less promisingly as shuaiji were on the backfoot as the opponents had two shots on target, on coming from a hearder resulting from a corner and a shot from one of theier attackers. Brilliant keeping from new keeper Benny had the shuaiji backline squirming in delight, this was surely the best performance by a keeper since farmer's import Liew Shi Xiong. seemingly goal bound shots were acrobatically denied by what seemed like grace from ballerinas with ogre proportions.

Foul throws dominated the day as the count probably reached double figures from shuaiji, cheaply giving away posession. with time ticking away and the attack desperate for a goal, kiam and beng manufactured wat seemed like a well worked set-piece. Brilliantly floated into the twelve yard box, beng broke the offside trap with only the keeper to beat. and with a sweet loft, ITS A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!! ala luis boa morte's last goal for west ham, it was brilliant finishing by what was until then, a misfiring shuaiji forward line.

The substitutions came, JJ for kim liang, whom for all his hard work and hard running, found himself neutralized by the opponent's left back. The opponents had rolling subs and they brought on an extremely speedy winger , exploiting shuaiji's lack of speed on the left. with good results too, as from a corner, within minutes of the equalizer, the defence failed to clear the ball in the penalty area, with substitute Bang one of the main culprits, the score was yet again shuaiji trailing 2-1.

with passion burning brightly in their bellies, shuaiji and their new invited players din drop their heads and pressed on for another equalizer. yet again the Kiam Beng combination almost paid dividence. another floated ball, dis time beng made a decoy run as Gearld made a lung busting run from defence to meet the ball, sadly his shot cld only make the side netting.

With time slowly ticking away. shuaiji abandoned the defence and the defenders, for all their combined height of 6 meters began searching for that equalizer. and with 5 minutes to go, Beng summoned what was to be a fantastic day in attack with a deft header, once again beating the offside trap and it was a GOOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!.

Today did not see much of the NY connection as Ah Li yet again cldn't find composure on his shots despite being in glorious positions. surely another area which needs improvement.

and with a few unpromising attacks to follow, the game soon came to and end. The result, despite pleasing neither team, was probably a fair result in terms of posession and ability.Surely a promising match for shuaiji, with the unearthing a brilliant keeper and zak's growing dominance in midfield and beng's stunning return of 2 goals. Ang and his motley crew of the "SHUAIJI BACK FOUR" once again proving size does not matter..

Man of the match: A toss up between Beng and Benny.If Benny shows up
for the next few matches and performs just a brilliantly, its needless to say,It should be him. But wif Beng Excelling ever so prominently in the role of target man after being so inspired by "Drogba". The award goes to him ( IF IT REALLY MEANS THAT MUCH TO U) Ang deserves special mention too, pity u're a defender..... strikers get all the glory. :s

Moan of the match: Personally it was the duck rice, Even the toilet bowl at AI din want to
swallow it... ( a word of advice to all, never eat a heavy meal 30 minutes
before a match, especially if ur position requires alot of running.)

Special mention: Bang, despite his blunder for the goal, provided touches nothing short of
exquisite..


surely kiam's 2 assist puts him up there for the MOM award. No? -kiam

a hat-trick of goals accompanied with yet another world peace-keeping performace. MOM no doubt belongs to Beng - lots of love