对不起.. 我是 The Mighty Shuaidenamoji.

We are serious..... and sorry, we love ferrari

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According to our enemies, we are very dirty and rough. We like to call it aggressive. Maybe it's because we play at the Petrol Station, where the passion gao gao one. This is strictly a football blog, nasty comments about our looks, foul language and the television programmes we appear on are not welcome. however if u're really pissed about the way we play football feel free to kao peh us.. u know you do it cos u hate us for being so passionate. THE BLOG IS SET UP TO CELEBRATE THE 10th ANIVERSARY OF OUR FORMATION

Saturday, 30 June 2007

Hotel setup

Generally, 3-stars hotel costing app $50 a night (double room, such that a 4n stay with breakfast cost 100 for each pax) are aplenty along a Patong Beach, the main recreational zone in Phuket.

On the other hand, there are 2-stars hotel with the same location and inclusion of daily breakfast cost only app 30 per night, such that lodging bills for each for each pax will be around 60.

(Do browse http://www.asiarooms.com/ to for better hotels. Reviews about this site are largely on the positive side, with many citing low prices and friendly services.)

The location is just as nice as the 3, 4 stars juggernauts, minus the seaview and coupled with the fact that these are just small, family-run establishments. For the budget-conscious while otherwise perfectly mighty shuaidonameji, we will most probably end up here.
A probable breakdown of the entire trip:

air tix: 150
hotel: 60
airport transfer: 20

So it is a total of 230 for going there and making it back, doing nothing except eating breakfast.

SERIOUS HELP NEEDED: Please submit personal details to Beng! You are already late when you read this! A Shuaiji who misses their underground Muay Thai fight is an angry Shuaiji.

Damn Angry
-Sang-

Friday, 29 June 2007

Hotel options

Amanpuri hotel Phuket: 5stars hotel onli 34dollars per nite
Description: location seems to be quite cock up if not price wont be tt cheap for so many stars. worth a try.

Gay Hotel Hostal Puerta Del Sol Phuket: 34dollars per nite
Description:"Nice place only for the more nice people. In the heart of gay area of Patong Beach-PHUKET. "
any takers?

Baan Boa Resort: 41dollars per nite
Description: 4stars resort. gallery pics seems pretty not bad. location was described to be pretty desirable. pretty good deal

Coconut village: 53dollars per nite
Description: from the pic seems like every rooom has a balcony. surrounding is pretty and i like the name.

so far these all i haf come out wif. feel free to throw in inputs or vote for any of the above.

"sa-wa-di-kap!" - lots of love

Thursday, 28 June 2007

Phuket anyone??

jetstarasia offer air tix to phuket at *$8 (ie. return will be *$16)
so wat say all of u??
proposed date of travel: ^02-06 aug

estimated for airfare n hotel approx $350 (realli estimate coz no search is done on hotel pricing)

*not inclusive of airport taxes which will sum up to $149 for return tix
^if wish to come back on sunday price for airfare will haf to top another $30

UPDATE : We can get budget hotels without compromising a good location. The entire trip with the budget tickets, airport transfer, double room accomodation and breakfast will cost only about 270.

For Phuket amateurs, the hotels we are looking at sits in the heart of Patong Beach. In the day it is a swee swee beach, while there are urban settlements inland within walk-able distances. Hotels here also provide shuttle services to everywhere else, though I doubt that they are free. At night, the place transform into a busy market filled with bars and shops. Vice are cordoned off in a place call Bangla Rd. Filled with sex and drugs, the only thing lacking is the certainty that every human with neh-nehs are females.

Interested so far: Li, Beng, Niao, Kiam, Law, and Myself
Final note: This is KL multiply by 2! We must confirm ASAP(preferably by 29th june night) or the 8 dollar tickets will be gone.

also: 1 singapore dollar = 20bahts now. Even with the coup and the unrest in the South, the baht actually appreciated against our Yusof Ishak notes.

SPEAK SOME THAI!!! "PING PONG TOING TOING BIAO BIAO BOEING" -sang-

Wednesday, 27 June 2007

our new jersey?




our team new jersey?
















kiam: opponents bo bei zhao!

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REGARDING SUNDAY'S MATCH

I would like you guys to come down by two if its alright with you all... the past few matches we din really get enough warmup and got caught cold...... I'd like us all to have passion a little more gao gao.... can guys?

and since everybody knows how to get to AI, pls don't meet up at stupid places where everybody waits for each other and we get super late.... juz go staright there... thanks and god bless

Tuesday, 26 June 2007

Re-match with my friends at old bukit timah campus AGAIN

My friend has requested a re-match...he suggested coming to woodlands but come to think of it..there is no place in woodlands we can play without other people shouting "next team"..so after serious considerations from mingxian and i..and also with the support of chan willingness to drive us to the old bukit timah campus again...we have decided that we should hold our re-match there...so guys..tentatively it will be on 8 july..make urself free...will get back and update all of u in when the dates draw nearer..acknowledge ur attendance as soon as possible...ciaoz..

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Match Lineup

KEEPER: STILL NOT CONFIRMED!!!!

DEFENDERS: CHAN, SIONG, GERALD, KIAM

MIDFIELD: LAW, ZACKARIA, JUNJIE, KIM LIANG

STRIKERS: AH LI, BENG

FORMATION: 2-2-2-2-2


SUBS: NIAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ANY QUESTIONS???

Saturday, 23 June 2007

Mr. Lim feels proud

Mr Lim really feels proud for a variety of reasons.

He's at peace with himself.

He's more focused.

对不起.. 我是 BangalaMan.


tong kor xia lang zai.....

Thursday, 21 June 2007

Ahmad Ibrahim's Ahli aiming for Champions League record

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=440380&cc=4716

Finally, our legacy went further beyond the causeway.

Tuesday, 19 June 2007

A TERRIBLE BENG DAY

a terrible day for beng
tio kan for not checking the cheques before sending them out
tio kan for not making too many mistakes in one batch of payments
tio cheated by some irritating mee goreng seller
finally totally devasted to hear tt beloved diana is quiting the company soonnnnnn

n its onli half a day how bad can it get for the other half

ps: we r short of 1 genting member liao, jjj wan to pangsei us go for some gay sports camp (NTU)

Sunday, 17 June 2007

Attendance confirmation

Match on 1 july at AISS 3pm-5pm

Siong (could u confirm attendance with BANG)
Beng
Li
Law (could u confirm with gerald on his attendance)
Kiam (*edit by kiam: my sundays are valued at $160, maybe the team and the opponents can share money to compensate me?)
JJ (we need a keeper, eng siang probably)
Chan
and...
..
...
niao?

Saturday, 16 June 2007

"Nothing is wrong except that my boots are disintegrating. Please play on."

Hey Guys,

We are seeing a lot of cases where our boots just disintegrated. Law, WenGuang and Eng Siang had all fallen victim to this "chui"-ing.

As a simple rule of the thumb, DO NOT SUN YOUR BOOTS.

The leather/synthetic polymer is like our skin, which, under the impact of UV rays, becomes damaged and turns brittle. While our skin recovers through our various food intake (And in ah law's case, skincare products and suntan lotions), our boots have no means of regeneration.

A good way to dry your boots will be to stuff it with newspapers and pressing it. This method is damn troublesome but your boots will dry faster than you think. Alternatively, just air your boots if you can afford the time.

For boots storage, try to kiwi (black or neutral) them as they may become too dry and subsequently turn brittle. I had never try this method before but a few friends of mine approves of its effectiveness.

Remember why your beloved boots chui, and do not let them die in vain.

Match Review: Mr. Lim

This is the match as Mr. Lim saw it.

"No la. Lost 4 - 0. Ah Beng miss penalty" -
siong.

Opponents you heng I not available.

Kiam

conversation btwn Beng and ahli
Beng: li u wan take anot
li: (silence.....) dont want la, u take
Beng: ok

we all know the rest.

Friday, 15 June 2007

The Useless No11

Finally i Blogged in this so called SHUAJI's Blog just becoz opponents have blog that makes all my team mates's butt itchy to go n set up one.. Thus leading to me blogging here! Here i go... We are not good, not star team, not skillful but we r UNITED tat y we win MATCHES.. get it? dun nvm.. i dun wish to say anymore becoz u simply cant understand simple english.. Go back to kindergarden k?

Reason y i am no 11 becoz i insisted on have that.. Not only tat becoz they simply dun have left winger tat explains y i do not get kick out of my first team place not becoz i am good.. haha but now jialat, got replacement liao.. so i guess i becoz subtitution already.. they wan me is not to add depth like what other soccer teams did but to add up to the amount of players.. LOL put it in a simple way, now i am only ball watcher n ball picker.. y?? becoz i am in sub den i got the chance to see ball tat y ball watcher.. my team like to kick the ball out of the field so often that calculator cant add them up.. den being the sub, i got nthing to do so help them pick up ball tat y ball picker..



END OF STORY

HAPPY BDAY TO AH KIAM

Happy bday to kiam
may all ur wishes come true
lots of love

Thursday, 14 June 2007

Sat Game (juz in case everyone is curious who will be playing n keep asking)

tentatively the match still seems to be on, so pls applause law for tt piece of work. sadly kiam n chan can join us for the game for some reason. (chan go for date wif you-know-who), (kiam's bangala needs him) but not to worry derek will be playing for us as left-back.. siong pls go kiam's house to borrow his boots for derek.. law gotten a right-back for us but dunno who is he, and oso jeremiah as our striker. ah li gotten tiong lee to play our center mid.

team lineup (if nothing cock up):
keeper: engsiang
centre back: siong and gerald
right-back: law's fren
left-back: derek
centre mid: tiong lee and junjie
right-mid: law
left-mid: beng
strikers: ah li and jeremiah

*if jeremiah pangsei, niao will take over left-mid and beng will go n partner ah li
*if derek pangsei, niao shall take the left-back and beng will die

anyway we need some subs so hopefully those who are interested pls come

p.s: niao we need u. (utility man) u may be granted a first team place, then it shall be ur bday present in advance

LAI LAI LAI

Hey Swaiji-gentlemen!, these are the preliminary details for the trip. No HK this year, but your turnout will easily make this just as enjoyable.

5D/4N KL Genting Trip
Expressed interest: SAng, Bang, Kiam, Law, Beng, JJJ, Li, Niao

Packaged price at Golden Mile worked out to be $270 per pax while a DIY trip consisting of the oldest hotel in Genting, reduced comfort on the return trip, minus free breakfast provided by agencies, and some havoc plan that may not work out - costs just $170!!!

So we are saving $100 for a bit less organisation and comfort. But we get the "CHAOTIC FACTOR" that I WOULD PAY FOR!!!

COST BREAKDOWN

Transport to Genting: $40

Options:Save up to $5 going to Puduraya before heading up the Genting, (BUT bypassing the city easily saves us half a day.) KotaRaya is good place to take the bus too, saving up to half of what we need to pay for this ride. But the uncertainty factor is too high (Remember PUDURAYA COCK UP) and we may lose more if we miss the check-in timing.

Hotel at Genting: Theme Park Hotel ($69 per night, $35 per pax for 2 N)

The hotel is creaky old but can fit 4 person in a room. Facilities rumoured to be damn lost-form but the price is right. This type of Hotel encourages people to wake up early and enjoy the full day outside before coming back.

Perfect.

Trip down to KL: APP $5

Just a trip down. An internet page about 4 yrs old claims the price to be 7.50 RM, so the approximation works along that line.

Hotel at KL: Ancasa Hotel ($74 per pax 2N, double room)

This is the neat hotel which we relieved ourselves in when waiting at Puduraya 3 years ago. It is 4 stars and thus compare to Midah, we are paying just $10/pax for an extra star. The location happens to be much much more convenient than Midah.

AND WE GET FREAKING BREAKFAST! We can chat all we want with horny chefs and the reception over broken English, coffee and ham.

PS: We all miss the "88, 188" guy and kweys but this hotel is a better choice.

Options: Staying in a triple bed room will save each NUS/NTU/SMU student about $10. Add 30 dollars to Zhng our way into a 4.5-star hotel right in the heart of KLCC. (See Impiana KLCC for instance)
(For those that don't know, midah and ancasa are in the heart of chinatown.)

ALTERNATIVELY

Midah - This is the secluded Midah we love. Perched on a mini-plateau and shielded from the vice of KL with a vacant Police Station, it features a horny chinese chef who had most probably moved on from some STDs "across-the-road" (ACTUAL QUOTATION), a Brothel reception boy with broken English and smoky eyes, and a host of hostesses with very little in their wardrobe. Will need to cross 1 roundabout and a couple of sleazy streets featuring some really nasty Kweys to get to civilisation. (Really really nasty aunties...nothing short of an abomination to every sense organ and more.)

WE ALL CAST A VOTE OVER THIS IF NECESSARY K?

TRIP HOME: $12

The 25 RM ride we took the last time back. A SVIP Coach (26 seater) costs approximately 40RM. May upgarde if we have the extra cash at the end of the day.

Room rates based on www.asiarooms.com

Possible modifications welcome.

Beng we need to use your credit card again.

Wednesday, 13 June 2007

UPDATE FOR MATCH ON 1 JULY

The place has been decided

its at ahmad ibrahim secondary school

match is at 3pm.

make urself free, thx

Boys.... match dis saturday against SIM team

well, i hear this team is the school team, but i guess we'll have to wait and see

the match is tentatively set at 3 pm on saturday this week

venue will be SIM school field.... buys reply me asap , i know its abrupt but try ur best

so far i lack a left back and left mid...

interested parties may apply

or call, 94773908

Monday, 11 June 2007

Excursion for us.. pls sign up with me


Guys trip to genting-KL tis coming august??

Mark our 10th anniversary.

All are welcome (mandarin speaking travelling environment).

We do hope tt many can sign up with us.

Pls some ur support!!



ps: attention to shuaiji onli

p.ps: sorry had to edit the post abit, bloggers get into trouble with this naggy race thing u see. Lots of love!!!

Mysterious SAJC Player (no 0)

Mysterious SAJC Player (no 0)

Why number 0?
Reason 1: That's the average mileage I clock per match over all these years in Shuaiji. Not that I run slow (in fact I'm one of the reason why Law says he's third fastest), but on the contrary, you see, I have extreme good foresight. I don't have to run alot but still manage to get the goals in. People say I play like RVN, but I'll say he's copying my style.
Reason 2: Throughout my stint in Shuaiji, I'd one time scored so much goals, that the computer used to store my database records was unable to record this large figure. Before any administrator could remedify the mistake, the computer reset my score to 0. That was another reason why Windows Vista now is 64 bits.
Reason 3: World peace.

Why mysterious SAJC player?
Why the moniker? Some said it was due to the rumor of a child prodigy playing for SAJC a few years back. Some said it was the style: unparalleled, unseen, unheard, that remains mysterious today. Some said it was because of a sunday court soccer match pre-match commentary cock-up. While others even said the 'S' actually stood for 'super', and thus really represents "Super AJC" player. But.. we'll never know.

Recently I played soccer without much passion. Cos when you are at the top of the game, there's little reason for you to carry on anymore. Guess I'll go back to get that third Phd I dropped half way a few years back while I was serving in the army.

Match on 1st July

place still confirming

time is tentaively set at 1500 - 1700

against my nus friend team. age around 24 years old

date is on 1st july

make urself free, thx

Sunday, 10 June 2007

永远的天后 鄧麗君

我心中永远的天后~鄧麗君
世界和平!

Request from Ah Li

鄧麗君 我只在乎你

Monday, 4 June 2007

Gerald Law (no 14)

I'm shuaiji's most fanatic spectator so shuaiji rewards me by letting me watch the game beside AngSiong ... but because i'm too slow to siam balls when people shoot and i get hit, especially on the head, ball lands nicely for shuaiji to counterattack and score.
I've spent all these years buying self help books in football, so that one day, just one day i might be able to play in the mighty shuaidenamoji first team.

Shuaiji @ Petrol Station

Fear us.

Shuaiji Sing Song





Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
We can sing,
So can you!

人生难得几回醉, 不欢更何待...indeed

Team Photo

the team photo
(L-R) Mr. Lim, Niao, MingXian, Ang Siong, AhLi, Law, JoeChan.
Kuai Lan Kia
Hello Sarah.







Sarah Ch(u)a(n), yet.

Sunday, 3 June 2007

Niao (18)

Im ah niao in the team, sadly people forgotten abt my real name. I can run very fast but sadly mostly without the ball under my feet.
people say im very perserverence but lately i feel a bit soft.
I have controlvesial playing skills(think messi) and controversia hairstyle(think beckham).
excel in the very creative NO LOOK pass and NO LOOK NO PASS pass and WALKOVERS and JUMPOVERS that can leave the opposing team gasping for air in their shame and amazement and my teammates totally stun .

Saturday, 2 June 2007

ANG (No 1)

I'm the Team undisputed NO.1 GK.
Maybe no one like to play the role, but who cares i'm still the NO.1.
I'm known for Thunder Legs but the ball dun fly far...
I had been dropped from several games. Recently, i had been called up again for duty between the post, hope it continues. GOOD to be back.

Mark G T(NO. 12)

Hi everybody. Erm i didn know you guyshad a blog. As said by most, i am the only indian and or other race in theis illustrious group. THey have actually helped me get my ass through JC and into Uni. A good group of guys that cant be found elsewhere. great times in AI playing football in the basketball court.


ME myself i am the controversial striker alongside Louis law. Yorke and Cole.

I am the angry one. Full of nonsense. Sometimes they drive me up the wall with their crap. But i am still proud to belong to this group.
I have been attached for ten months now and counting. the rest god knows whats up with them, forever studying which would explain why their grades are always better than mine. Well thats bout it i guess

Fierce looking kuai l*n Kia

no. 0(mysterious SA player) looks like the bday boy





The Celestials.





Jackie was once our number 22. But he go become police.



Mickey was our previous Number 1. His big ears covers lots of ground, but he got only 8 fingers.





At Mrs Ang's birthday party (Happy 21st). We were very young looking.





Louis Law!
*a note to opponents, chan is dyslexic.



Can you imagine our honour to be sitting next to the mercurial SAJC SUPERSTAR?



The Yandaos are the darkests of passion.


Ang Siong, SA striker, Beng, Kiam, Law, Chan



The chio bu is Mrs Ang.

Pictures courtesy of our dearest Mrs Ang too :)

chan (No. 6)

boo?, standing at a majestic, towering 165cm, i have been dubbed the van der sar of my team. petr cech? buffon? neh, i am simply an average chan hailing from a simple frugal town in singapore called ang mo kio.

i was really good during my younger years, and i mean really good, i really mean it, but i dont understand why as the years goes by, i became slower and less skilful, to put it simply, i became useless and i really mean useless, i really really mean it.

so, if you see me as keeper, please be afraid, very very afraid, for i am your nemesis

but, if you see me as a outfield player, it is your lucky sunday, because, i very easily get burned

thank you for your attention, once again, i am the right defender player wearing no. 6

p.s. sarah is my dear

Ang Siong (no 2)

I am ang jun siong, the centre back.
I suck at dota and English.
Loves Laksa.

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Friday, 1 June 2007

Ming Xian (No 19)

Eh, im not good with words but they say have to write so i have to oblige.
Im only a mediocre player for the team, they tell me to play where i will play where.
Not much of a say in the team, maybe coz of my shy and quiet nature.
I like to do things by myself like reading, listening to music, sometimes whipping a meal for my family. I hate wars, quarrels and fights.
My greatest wish is WORLD PEACE. Lots of love!!!

P.S: I dun like ferrari, i prefer suzuki.

JJ (No 5)

My name is JunJie,i am a specky with 500 degrees of myopia and 200 degress of astigmatism.i have to wear my glasses when playing soccer and because of my poor eyesight i always miss kicking the ball.i started playing soccer because someone else team needs somebody to stand there and make up the numbers,and so i stood there holding to my book.i am a geek whom no one notices in school.i score goals,own goals to be exact so i always dun get to play in shuai ji.In my free time i like to read books,play computer games and eat,and sleep...i am a mama boy and if u see a guy coming towards u with a nice and neat haircut,ya thats me :)

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Louis Law (No 21)

My name is louis law, also known as ah law....
i play as a winger for shuaiji.
left or right wing, although i'm terribly right footed.. i'm actualli shuaiji's 3rd fastest player... tells u alot about our team... and in the great tradition of many people with portugese ancestry, i have chosen to be a winger.... although the striker ahli claims that i always take his striking position, but i guess i shall argue with him about that issue another day...
Played for shuaiji since 1999 after i managed to lose alot of excess weight.
Does not cross , does not shoot, but dribbling ability is slightly above average.
Has not scored goals in a while.
Honed my joga bonito skills playing with mats at woodlands petrol station, loves philandering with girls.


check out my profile at: http://www.friendster.com/louislaw .
ladies if u like what you see, pm me your number, we can get in touch